Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 4 months ago

    That’s why “lines” usually don’t work.

  2. gimmickgenius

    gimmickgeniusGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I’m surprised Bung didn’t immediately ask her to marry him!

  3. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, 4 months ago

    And this coming from the same guy that got the Wiz in trouble yesterday with that lame my water broke line that he used on his wife.

  4. Powerboy

    Powerboy said, 4 months ago

    Sleazy dumps are usually owned by sleazy people anyway so, it’s par for the course I guess.

  5. Jor-El

    Jor-El said, 4 months ago

    There are no clever lines…only desperate men.

  6. rmleon

    rmleonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Couldn’t he just give the lady a compliment without insulting the bar?

  7. okeedoekee

    okeedoekee said, 4 months ago

    Not very original is he?

  8. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    At least she didn’t whack him with her purse.

  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot said, 4 months ago

    Not true : there are clever line, and some of them work really well. In this case, not so much.

  10. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    i liked Les Nessman’s line (used on Jennifer at the end of one episode where Johnny, Andy, Venus and Les all pretended to pick her up in a bar). “I’m extremely wealthy.”

  11. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 4 months ago

    Not only does she own the joint, she’s pretty good at serving, too.

  12. jimpow

    jimpow said, 4 months ago

    What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

  13. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    I noticed about the cigarette and ashtray between the sleazy lady and the drunken joker on the first panel. On the second panel, the cig and ashtray moved to the sleazy lady’s left side. That must be an odd.

  14. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    yyyguy,

    Les’ line is the only line Jennifer ever wanted to hear. She liked older wealthier men that tire easily.

  15. Mark Farrow

    Mark Farrow said, 4 months ago

    Wildmustang1262 said, 37 minutes ago

    “I noticed about the cigarette and ashtray between the sleazy lady and the drunken joker on the first panel. On the second panel, the cig and ashtray moved to the sleazy lady’s left side. That must be an odd.”

    It is viewed from a different angle.

  16. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 4 months ago

    Mark Farrow:

    Unpossible. Angles do not work that way.

  17. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 4 months ago

    Which reminds us:

    Who stole our Jerry Mather’s autographs?

    It must have been someone who was robbin’ us all along!

    At least he didn’t rob us blind. Look at our eyes!

  18. Just plain Steve

    Just plain Steve said, 4 months ago

    Wildmustang is right – somebody has the ashtray on a string and is dragging it slowly along the bar (that’s why it’s missing in panel three.)

    Crunkbot: Angles do not work that way, but maybe Huns do?