Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. Jor-El

    Jor-El said, 5 months ago

    Some people are allergic to water. It’s a condition called aquagenic urticaria. These people can’t even take a shower.

  2. drwatson

    drwatsonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Or as Mark Twain said - “Water’s for fighting, whisky’s for drinking”

  3. Powerboy

    Powerboy said, 5 months ago

    Water …a healthy Liver makes.

  4. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, 5 months ago

    A severe scare will do it every time lol

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 5 months ago

    I believe water is fine if you take it in the right spirit.

  6. Northwoodser

    Northwoodser said, 5 months ago

    Water was meant to wash your feet.

  7. rshive

    rshive said, 5 months ago

    Scarrrry thoughts do sometimes cure hicccups.

  8. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 5 months ago

    I’ll agree with you, Superfrog. 100%

  9. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I agree with gmartin997’s Quiet Man reference. When I drink water though, it’s to knock down the medicatation. That’s it and that’s all.

  10. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I don’t drink water cause fish copulate in it.

  11. ninmas

    ninmas said, 5 months ago

    Jor-El, what do they do, shower in milk?

  12. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    The Quiet Man is one of my all time favourite movies.

  13. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    Water vs. Fire water. The heat is on.

  14. Norman

    NormanGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Water will rust your pipes!

  15. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 5 months ago

    Water will not help to cure the hiccups. Just put the grocery paper bag on (in) the head to help stopping the hiccups.

  16. grazer

    grazer said, 5 months ago

    I drink lots of water. It’s very healthy, easy to swallow and mixes well with bourbon.

  17. durtclaw

    durtclaw said, 5 months ago

    Always have water back…….Way back

  18. Shikamoo

    ShikamooGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Hey Tribe, check this out!

    I’m cured!

  19. Frobisher

    FrobisherGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Is Bung a descendant of B.C.’s Wiley?

  20. crazyolnick

    crazyolnick said, 5 months ago

    Mister Wizad…..Mister Wizard….got anything for a headache?