Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 5 months ago

    Was that pepper spray or your new perfume?

  2. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 5 months ago

    Was that pepper spray or your new perfume?

  3. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, 5 months ago

    Either he’s built up an immunity or he’s so hammered that he won’t feel it til morning. “Oh man, what happened to me?”

  4. rshive

    rshive said, 5 months ago

    Even the immunity doesn’t help the lines.

  5. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    LOL!

  6. Ash

    Ash said, 5 months ago

    I don’t see why she did it. He was only asking a question.

  7. Rmom

    Rmom said, 5 months ago

    I think it was her perfume - aren’t perfumes mostly alcohol?

  8. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    It was ‘Flit’.

  9. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 5 months ago

    oh well, you can’t say “overreacted” without “ovary.”

  10. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 5 months ago

    The mace didn’t work for joker to be suffered with burning on his eyes and face. Darnit!

  11. Dutchboy1

    Dutchboy1 said, 5 months ago

    Good one, crunkbot, I’ll have to remember that one. :D

  12. grazer

    grazer said, 5 months ago

    When you’re plastered and lonely, a backhand is interpreted as foreplay. Trust me on this.

  13. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 5 months ago

    Grazer: Please consult with a trusted physician or clergy… what you said sounds kinda rapey.

  14. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    Oh, there’s the backhanded comment. That’s why i stick to fore play - which is golf. Unless you are in St. Lucia. Then golf is not golf. (don’t ask).

    I play tennis too - the back hand is not necessary. I have learned to quickly switch the racket from my right hand to my left, then I use another forehand. I am learning to be ambidexterous, and it doesn’t hurt my hockey goalie moves either. This is true.