Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2002

Transcript:

Sir Rodney: Mind picking this up? I'm flat broke Woman: Worry. was the dishes. Sir Rodney: Just for that, you're out of the will I have a question about my will Is it true I can leave my wife and two kids each a dollar...and still be legal? Pettifogger: Let me see that Everything seems in order Sir Rodney: Good Pettifogger: How large is your estate? Sir Rodney: Three dollars