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1. 

   omQ R said, 3 months ago

   Whoa, loaded up with too many mixed metaphors.

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   ezdeb said, 3 months ago

   Yeah, too much going on here. The body posture of the elephant is the only subtle thing. It also looks like the donkey’s talking, but no dialogue line. Almost good!

3. 

   DrCanuck said, 3 months ago

   OK, a contest! Provide the best line for the donkey.

4. 

   dtroutma said, 3 months ago

   “Let’s see if we can create an atmosphere in a mental vacuum.”

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   parkersinthehouse said, 3 months ago

   it’s not gonna work on the moon either

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   ezdeb said, 3 months ago

   “How did elephant turds get on the moon already?”

   (I never said I was good. What’s the contest prize?)

7. 

   Tigger said, 3 months ago

   Donkey: Fool! We don’t need no stinky Health Care Reform!

   ezdeb,

   Armstrong and Aldrin dropped them there

8. 

   churchillwasright said, 3 months ago

   “Even Martians have a constitutional right to UNIVERSAL health care, and it will be budget neutral!”

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   ezdeb said, 3 months ago

   Well, church, don’t quit your day job, if you still have one. See, there’s no martians in the cartoon, no budget props, oh never mind…

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    harleyquinn said, 3 months ago

    Teleprompter on the right just off camera. Turning on the mike in 3,2,1….
    um um Huston we have a problem the um tele promt er just fell down. um um

11. 

    senorbullwinkle said, 3 months ago

    Elephants thinkin, I HOPE HE FALLS !
    Donkeys sayin, wrong flag, we’re not the first !

12. 

    DrCanuck said, 3 months ago

    Re: the contest. So far, y’all suck.

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    ezdeb said, 3 months ago

    Um, doc, we may suck, but you have yet to contribute a caption. And it was YOUR idea! And this is America, Dr. Unless there’s a monetary prize or a tax cut of some kind, we don’t participate. : )

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    Dypak said, 3 months ago

    This is the internet, not America. We participate just to argue.

    Donkeys caption: Heeee-haw, heeee-hawww, he-haw!
    (What did you expect?)

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    ezdeb said, 3 months ago

    I like the British translation better: “Braay, bray!” I just like to say “bray”.

    Dypak, you know Al Gore invented the internets (all of them!) don’t you? Just ask any rightie. No one has ever asserted it but them. In any case, Al Gore is American, so…..I think that, like everything else in the universe including the universe itself, belongs to America. Gosh, I’m feeling snarky today.

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    DrCanuck said, 3 months ago

    ezdeb: I can’t contribute a caption; I’m the judge. That would be BIASED.

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    omQ R said, 3 months ago

    Wait a moment, just as I was racking my brain for something witty, I realised: there’s almost no atmosphere on the moon, just how are those fuses lit?

    They’re duds!

    (btw, Dr Judge, I vote for dtroutma. Unless I think of something before the night is out)

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    ezdeb said, 3 months ago

    OK, OK…It’s actually Astronaut-in-Chief Obama who is speaking. They aren’t republican bombs, the moon is made of blue dogs!! The donkey is just outraged, and the elephant is sitting back pushing everyone’s buttons.

    Do I win? I can’t lose to dtroutma’s mental vacuum!!

    DrCanuck, face it. You ARE biased…in favor of gorgeous grandbabies!

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    DrCanuck said, 3 months ago

    Q: I agree. As pathetic as it is, dtroutma’s contribution is in the lead.

    Sorry, ez; still sucks. (Wish I could post a photo here; THEN you’d see.)

20. 

    Gladius said, 3 months ago

    Doc,
    Are trying to say that being a judge has cured you of bias? ;)

21. 

    Gladius said, 3 months ago

    I suppose I should post a line.

    “Don’t worry about the bombs they’re just part of the defense bill.”

22. 

    DrCanuck said, 3 months ago

    “…and one Giant Leap for the rights and freedoms of the American people.”

    O.K., I win.

23. 

    omQ R said, 3 months ago

    :p

    I demand a recount.