U.S. Acres by Jim Davis

U.S. Acres

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  1. WillardMBaker

    WillardMBaker said, over 1 year ago

    I keep telling people. Earth was used as a penal colony for the criminally insane hundreds of thousands of years ago by our parent race just as Australia was used by The English. We are the ancestors of those prisoners left here. And UFO’s are checking on us to make sure we don’t get off the planet.

  2. exturk

    exturk said, over 1 year ago

    Deep thought:
    “When you are up there circling the Earth, and have an unobstructed view of the heavens, what goes through your mind?”
    “Well, I look around at all the controls and panels in the capsule and I think – This was all put together by the lowest bidder!”

  3. CrypticWizard

    CrypticWizard said, over 1 year ago

    Deep Thought: “The answer to life, the universe and everything is…forty-two.”

    And do chicken s even HAVE eyelids?

  4. notsooldguy

    notsooldguy said, over 1 year ago

    @CrypticWizard

    Yes, chickens have both upper and lower eyelids. But no lips, no lymph nodes and no urinary bladder.

  5. awesome person

    awesome person said, over 1 year ago

    @CrypticWizard

    What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @awesome person

    ‘I always thought the universe had a basic flaw…’

  7. LadyBlanc

    LadyBlanc said, over 1 year ago

    I think I may have actually hit on the significance of 42. It’s the number of dots on a pair of dice. Adams is saying in yet another way that it’s all just one big craps shoot.

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