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   chireef said, 8 months ago

   i understand that sentiment, in New Mexico we have a saying, Poor New Mexico, so far from heaven… so close to Texas
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   pcolli said, 8 months ago

   What if Heaven was the trailer park?
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   zoidknight said, 8 months ago

   @chireef

   Nice try, but most of the mess here in Texas was inflicted upon us by the East Coast and the idiots in California.
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   win said, 8 months ago

   Much closer than you may think.
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   stomps said, 8 months ago

   Reno is so close to Hell you can see Sparks…
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   lanman03 said, 8 months ago

   “If I owned Texas and I owned Hell, I’d rent out Texas and live in Hell.” — Gen. Phil Sheridan
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   ŘŸʞʊ7 said, 8 months ago

   hell should be in deathvally because nobody could live there
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   The Wolf In Your Midst said, 8 months ago

   Could have shortened this to “Geologists have located Hell… New Jersey.”
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   iangoodson said, 8 months ago

   Hell has always been a lot easier to find.
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    pinkx said, 8 months ago

    12 feet? must be a methane fire from raw sewage gas.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    @zoidknight

    Did you know we have three power grids in the USA? East coast, West coast and Texas.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    That is Geotheologist in post USA Republic of Gilead, Holy American Empire. (In the future but not too long.) Praise be.
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    Davepostmp said, 8 months ago

    @zoidknight

    I think chireef might mean who, not what.
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    calimesajim said, 8 months ago

    New Jersey? I thought Detroit!
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    flippant23 said, 8 months ago

    Come on, heaven is near West Virginia. John Denver noticed that decades ago.
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