Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler

Truth Facts

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  1. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, almost 2 years ago

    C: Men with pets that keep the lid closed so the pets don’t drink from the toilet.

  2. olddog1

    olddog1 said, almost 2 years ago

    And men who saw that episode of “Mythbusters” about the aerosol effect of flushing the toilet.

  3. Old Timer

    Old Timer GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    And of course the toilet has to be just so so for the woman, lid up seat down. And other way is cause for a fight.

  4. Mark Zwaan

    Mark Zwaan said, almost 2 years ago

    D: Men that don’t want to remain single and are practising closing the lid in order to avoid upsetting a potential future girlfriend.

  5. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, almost 2 years ago

    Try arguing that women should always raise the seat because men use it that way more. Women squawking will deafen you. If you want equality, take it as it comes and stop demanding special favors you refuse to offer others.

  6. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, almost 2 years ago

    @hippogriff

    I left the lid up. She went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and sat in the toilet.
    I left the lid closed. She went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and went on the lid.
    She, and not me, is responsible for ensuring the proper personal settings are correct before using any complex piece of mechanical equipment.

  7. benbrilling

    benbrilling GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    You’re not poor, install a urinal and everybody’s happy!

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