Tony Auth by Tony Auth

Tony Auth

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  1. jack75287

    jack75287 said, 9 months ago

    Reminds me of the old Far Side comics.

  2. curtisls87

    curtisls87 said, 9 months ago

    Like the “Apple Core” laptop!

  3. algurka

    algurka said, 9 months ago

    I thought they weren’t using a drill. They were vaporizing everything with a LASER. Hope no Martians get in the way. It could become an interplanetary incident.

  4. charliekane

    charliekane said, 9 months ago

    . . .Knock three times
    On the ceiling if you want me.
    Mm-hmm, twice on the pipe
    If the answer is no. . .

  5. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, 9 months ago

    When I was 12, I wrote a story about “aliens” living INSIDE Mars, so LEAVE THEM ALONE! BTW, I wrote that fiction at the same age Norquist wrote his “no taxes” pledge, but I grew up and learned from mathematics, economics, biology, and other sciences. Grover and the other neocons haven’t learned anything since fourth grade. (Well, except “rape”; economic, or physical, is okay, if you’re far enough “right” in your politics.)

  6. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, 9 months ago

    @dtroutma

    Point! dtoutma.
    Score one love.

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 9 months ago

    “Ooh, you’re making me Angry! Very, Very Angry!
    I will have to get my Illudium Q-35 Explosive Space Modulator out of storage if you don’t leave me alone!”

  8. ruff

    ruff said, 9 months ago

    One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor… (Simon).

  9. Justice22

    Justice22 said, 9 months ago

    The fly swatter will take care of it. NASA news release; “Our Mars experiment just quit working.”

  10. Eryx

    Eryx said, 9 months ago

    @dtroutma

    That can’t be right.

  11. Justice22

    Justice22 said, 9 months ago

    @Eryx

    I can back up Mr. Trout on the age of Norquist when he wrote his pledge that most Republican Congressmen have sworn to.

  12. Eryx

    Eryx said, 9 months ago

    Yeah, but trout is older than me. He’s a Vietnam vet. Norquist is only two years older than me.

  13. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 9 months ago

    @dtroutma

    And you are still living in your mom’s basement?

  14. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, 9 months ago

    @Ms. Ima

    Reminder folks, re Ima – DFTT

  15. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, 9 months ago

    ^No, Ima, she’s on the other side of the nation where my brother moved her, and now I’m responsible for HER care, iike many “younger” Americans having to care for their elderly parents.

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