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    Darsan54 gc insider 3 months ago

    Furpeits’sake, whip’em out and touch their tips already! See hooos’ bigger.

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    Night-Gaunt49 gc insider 3 months ago

    North Korea is an ant. The US is Godzilla. The ant is making very loud noises. And Godzilla is acting like the ant.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   3 months ago

    LET’S COOL HIS ARDOR – {1.60 limericks}

    Let’s subdue Trump’s belligerence. -

    - Are there any refrigerants

    which’d cool his ardor

    for making it harder

    for us to get a deliverance

    from nuclear errors’

    attending terrors? -

    - or Is it TOO hot, his ignorance?

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    Old_Curmudgeon   3 months ago

    SORDID – {limerick and footnote}

    The Donald is yuugely horrid:

    See all the synonyms for “sordid”.

    His mind is distorted

    and his values contorted

    from his toes to his pompadoured forehead.

    … Footnote:

    A thesaurus’s entry for “sordid”:

    “meanly avaricious and mercenary” – “unethical and

    dishonest” – “foul and repulsive” – “morally degraded”.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   3 months ago

    I submit too-durn’-many rhymes. Thanks for y’awlses’s toleration.

    DELETERIOUS – {1.40 limericks}

    This Trump-domination is serious: -

    - √ With a fevered brain he’s delirious

    from notions so spurious

    that they make us Libs furious.

    - √ With persona imperious

    and business mysterious,

    to governance this dude’s deleterious.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   3 months ago

    DEGENERATE KINGS – {a rhyme}

    This era smacks of times medieval,

    times which featured unconscionable evil, -

    - – f’rinstance when lords mistreated their lessers,

    when degenerate kings were yuuge oppressors

    {of the rights of men they were yuuge suppressors}. …

    … Of halcyon days may there soon be retrieval;

    ‘gainst Trump and the Right may there soon be upheaval.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   3 months ago

    SAMSON-LIKE HAIRDO – {a rhyme and a PS}

    Trumpistic lips like a buzzsaw spin

    to slice off his enemy’s hair, -

    - so Kim might be like Samson back when

    his macho was brought to despair

    that Philistines he couldn’t defeat.

    He had to retreat tout de suite.

    … PS:

    Don’t despair: // The Trumpian hair // continues its flair.

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    Alberta Oil  3 months ago

    trumps whole life has been a masculinity issue.

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    I was hoping for an “on many sides” toon today. Maybe a merry-go round with lots of those short straight sides, with labels on them; KKK, Aryan Brotherhood, World Union of National Socialists, etc. In the center could be a turbine with the names of Fox News, Breitbart, Limbaugh, Drudge, Trump, etc.

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    siddiqqi44  3 months ago

    Where did Mr. Toles come across all of the family photographs of Herr Drumpf ?

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Like all bullies, Donald Trump is a coward, but unlike most bullies, Donald Trump is insane. You see, we got a special two-for-one deal on contemptible qualities!

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    Jose & the Pussy Gatos  3 months ago

    The Trump/Kim comparisons are getting stale. Yesterdays riots in Va would have been interesting commentary today. Three deaths resulted in that fiasco. The land of the stupid and the home of the crazy!

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    Radish gc insider 3 months ago

    I turned on the television on KOMO (an ABC affiliate in Seattle), and the first program we saw was Mark Hyman’s “Behind the Headlines” episode called “Ignoring History”. In the episode, he compared the drive by minorities and liberals to remove statues celebrating Confederate “heroes” from the Civil War to the decision by the Taliban to blow up the 2000 year-old “Buddha of Bamiyan” statues in Afghanistan. I immediately began fretting and fuming — Hyman actually had the temerity to compare the removal of statues of what were by definition traitors from taxpayer-funded government property to the destruction of archaeological treasures! Before about two years ago, KOMO never broadcasted tripe like this, but it was obvious that Sinclair Broadcast Group is forcing its subsidiaries to broadcast right-wing and white nationalist storiesBut what bothers me most is the glaringly-obvious link between the white supremacists’ march and the Sinclair Broadcast Group: the statues of Confederate war “heroes”. Now ask yourself this: WHY would Sinclair Broadcast Group require its subsidiary stations to air a right-wing opinion comparing removal of Confederate statues to destruction of archaeological treasures by the Taliban on the same day as the march by white supremacists protesting the removal of Confederate statues? I’m sorry, but this is too much of a coincidence for me.

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/12/1689068/-Sinclair-Broadcast-News-exposed-its-white-nationalist-agenda-today

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    sandflea  3 months ago

    They’re both ticking time bombs.

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    Charlie Tuba gc insider 3 months ago

    Give Trump a fidget-spinner. That should keep him busy for the next 20 year or until he dies, whichever comes first.

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