Tom Toles

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    Dtroutma GC INSIDER 6 days ago

    His whole adminstration is bull. They need to be put back in a pen.

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    Say What Now‽ GC INSIDER 6 days ago

    It gets worse as you go down the list of successions.

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    guy fawkes 6 days ago

     

    Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third…

    Tomorrow is our catcher

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    Masterskrain GC INSIDER 6 days ago

    Not to mention the fact that whenever Donnie Dumpsterfire signs another one of his “Executive Orders” that he HASN’T READ, he’s ALSO using a “Bull Pen”! Of course, Preacher Pence CAN’T do ANYTHING without getting “Mommy’s” approval first! And that’s just Creepy…

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    Old_Curmudgeon 6 days ago

    NOT A PENNY FOR PENCE – {a rhyme}

    Not a penny would we give for Pence

    to be listed as one of our presidents.

    He’d misgoverned his Indiana, whence

    he came to the Veep-ship to continue offense

    to progressive values and to common sense.

    - We could get rid of The Donald, … but thence

    we’d be stuck with Pence, a poor recompense

    for damages done to our nation

    during The Donald’s duration.

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    Old_Curmudgeon 6 days ago

    LOCO-MOTION – {a rhyme}

    The Donald violates our notion

    of what {normalcy} normal-cee should be, …

    … and he violates in yuuge {proportion} propo’tion

    the norms of the {presidency} presiden-cee.

    My, such contortions.

    My, such distortions. – - -

    - – - And his mouth is in constant motion,

    and his White House in yuuge commotion

    {problems because of his LOCOmotion}.

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    WTH 6 days ago

    Does the cap say “Oh Great” as in snarky or as in “Oh Great One”?

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    avalon1 6 days ago

    Even if we clean house in the Executive branch, we still have a lame Congress to face.

    VOTE THEM OUT!Buncha old fart white guys think they own the place.

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    phredturner 6 days ago

    Christian Taliban waiting in the wings

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    thom watson GC INSIDER 5 days ago

    Out of the pot and into the fire!

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    Apikoros: Acrid Gloom Hen 5 days ago

    I’ve been warning of this since Pongo was appointed to office. He’s deranged and has the attention span of a 15-YO pothead. He flails randomly.

    This other gaping back-passage knows exactly what he wants to do and just how to get it done. And with the eclair-backboned “party” of sock-tucking sheep “in charge”, what’s to stop him?

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    Richard S Russell GC INSIDER 5 days ago

    Trump, Pence, Ryan …

    Behind Door #1: The earthquake.

    Behind Door #2: The hurricane.

    Behind Door #3: The meteor.

    Gee, ain’t it great to have choices?

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    Radish GC INSIDER 5 days ago

    Perhaps Tramp will do us a favor and not come back from his overseas journey.

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    Apikoros: Acrid Gloom Hen 5 days ago

    @RADISH Maybe he’ll kitty-grope one of those beautiful Saudi princesses and have a date next Friday in that parking lot in Riyadh! >Sigh!< Wishful thinking, but it’s not strictly out of the question, either.

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    knucklewrinkle 5 days ago

    Try not to think. I’ll bet Romneys right testicle Trump has never tried to think.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst 5 days ago

    You have to give Trump credit; picking Pence as his VP was a stroke of evil genius. At once, a sop to the evangelicals who otherwise might have looked askance at electing a casino magnate as President, and a poison pill making impeaching him possibly worse than keeping him!

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    Luanaphile GC INSIDER 5 days ago

    The score 000 seems too high.

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    Luanaphile GC INSIDER 5 days ago

    I hope the GOP suffocates in the sewage lagoon they made for themselves.

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