Tom Toles for May 19, 2017

His whole adminstration is bull. They need to be put back in a pen.

It gets worse as you go down the list of successions.

Not to mention the fact that whenever Donnie Dumpsterfire signs another one of his “Executive Orders” that he HASN’T READ, he’s ALSO using a “Bull Pen”! Of course, Preacher Pence CAN’T do ANYTHING without getting “Mommy’s” approval first! And that’s just Creepy…

NOT A PENNY FOR PENCE – {a rhyme}

Not a penny would we give for Pence

to be listed as one of our presidents.

He’d misgoverned his Indiana, whence

he came to the Veep-ship to continue offense

to progressive values and to common sense.

- We could get rid of The Donald, … but thence

we’d be stuck with Pence, a poor recompense

for damages done to our nation

during The Donald’s duration.

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LOCO-MOTION – {a rhyme}

The Donald violates our notion

of what {normalcy} normal-cee should be, …

… and he violates in yuuge {proportion} propo’tion

the norms of the {presidency} presiden-cee.

My, such contortions.

My, such distortions. – - -

- – - And his mouth is in constant motion,

and his White House in yuuge commotion

{problems because of his LOCOmotion}.

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Does the cap say “Oh Great” as in snarky or as in “Oh Great One”?

Even if we clean house in the Executive branch, we still have a lame Congress to face.

VOTE THEM OUT!Buncha old fart white guys think they own the place.

Christian Taliban waiting in the wings

Out of the pot and into the fire!

Trump, Pence, Ryan …

Behind Door #1: The earthquake.

Behind Door #2: The hurricane.

Behind Door #3: The meteor.

Gee, ain’t it great to have choices?

Perhaps Tramp will do us a favor and not come back from his overseas journey.

The score 000 seems too high.

I hope the GOP suffocates in the sewage lagoon they made for themselves.