Donald Trump is Moses on Mount Sinai. Trump: "Thou shalt not lie??" Okay, that does it. For every new commandment, you have to repeal two!
The Ten Commandments? Obsolete, my friend
On me (your anti-conscience) please depend
Instead of one god only, have a few
If you get lucky some might follow YOU
And honoring thy parents makes no sense
Unless you move back to their residence
And never take the good Lord’s name in vain
Unless, of course, you’re pissed off or in pain
And Sabbath-honoring? So yesterday
In these enlightened times sin every day
And don’t create an evil graven image
Unless thereby you do your rivals damage
Bear no false witness against friend or neighbor
Unless, of course, it lessens your own labor
And stealing in this modern day and age?
Both Wall and Main Street think it’s all the rage
Adultery can be a lovely game
Preventing sex from being “same ol’ same ol’ same”
And coveting thy neighbor’s wife and ass
Can be a treat, but only if the lass
Be well and truly formed, so here’s my rule:
Where wife is lacking, covet only mule
Concerning killing, causing rigor mortis
Only R.J. Reynolds ever rivals Phillip Morris
Tom Toles
April 12, 2017
The Ten Commandments? Obsolete, my friend
On me (your anti-conscience) please depend
Instead of one god only, have a few
If you get lucky some might follow YOU
And honoring thy parents makes no sense
Unless you move back to their residence
And never take the good Lord’s name in vain
Unless, of course, you’re pissed off or in pain
And Sabbath-honoring? So yesterday
In these enlightened times sin every day
And don’t create an evil graven image
Unless thereby you do your rivals damage
Bear no false witness against friend or neighbor
Unless, of course, it lessens your own labor
And stealing in this modern day and age?
Both Wall and Main Street think it’s all the rage
Adultery can be a lovely game
Preventing sex from being “same ol’ same ol’ same”
And coveting thy neighbor’s wife and ass
Can be a treat, but only if the lass
Be well and truly formed, so here’s my rule:
Where wife is lacking, covet only mule
Concerning killing, causing rigor mortis
Only R.J. Reynolds ever rivals Phillip Morris