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Tom Toles

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  1. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 9 months ago

    Are those people for real? They are totally bonkers.
    He should cut off his own genetalia. That would be a good start.

  2. lipophilia

    lipophilia said, 9 months ago

    I don’t think he really understands the phrase “now that I think…” – It would probably be a new experience for him.

  3. omQ Release the Desaparecidos

    omQ Release the Desaparecidos said, 9 months ago

    “We fought “them” over there so we wouldn’t have to fight them over here"


    Yeah, you’re not fighting “them” over “here”; you’re rolling over and letting them win.
    Kinda makes you a laughing stock…those of you of rational bent, get cracking, “they” are taking over.

  4. Michyle Glen

    Michyle Glen said, 9 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    True,
    But I want him to make the Cut just under his chin.

  5. richardelguru

    richardelguru GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    And having sex is Soooo Old Testament anyway.

  6. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    You so know this is exactly where Repubs are headed. Of course, they will be the only ones allowed to have sex because as Ayn Rand individuals are the natural leaders while the rest of us don’t deserve any relationships.

    Welcome all you Handmaidens.

  7. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @onguard

    Hmmmm, how many marriages has Rush been through? How long was Brittney’s first marriage, out in Vegas?

  8. motivemagus

    motivemagus said, 9 months ago

    @onguard

    You know the two main sources of conflict in relationships that lead to divorce?
    Money
    Sex
    Democrats have traditionally (not so much lately) helped working people get enough money to live.
    Now they are also supporting people’s right to marry whom they choose and whom they love.
    So, yes, they are doing a great job of protecting the family.
    Republicans are defending a concept of the family that is merely decades old in the US, and does not reflect the typical family structure ANYTIME ELSE IN HISTORY.

  9. goweeder

    goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @motivemagus

    Funny, I always thought that marriage was the leading cause of divorce.

  10. Corosive Frog

    Corosive Frog GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Beebee Doodle says:
    If those bits cause you humans so much trouble, I know a good vet!

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    No, they are perfectly sane. What they are are tyrants. Religious based tyrants.

  12. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Yeah, right! We can read history and see how banning alcohol worked. It didn’t!!

  13. Ruff, release Dr. C and Ahab.

    Ruff, release Dr. C and Ahab. GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Great idea. Let them ban sex, and add Virginians to the list of extinct species. We can repopulate the countryside, which is quite nice, and in a few centuries we can drill for oil.

  14. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon said, 9 months ago

    They wanted to post admonitions in Motel rooms against certain sex acts, but were stymied by a requirement for illustrations via “International Symbols”.
    .
    Golly, so come on, all you nasty, hateful “Dem Libs”, get out your crayons and create your anti-sodomy symbols today, and send them to the Coochmeister!

  15. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I dunno – they don’t seem to be against sex to me – well, for women, of course, but they don’t count, do they ..?

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