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Tom Toles

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  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    His mouth is making noises that his rocket can’t deliver.

  2. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    Hey, kim jung un, shove it up your @$$.

  3. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    I still think all this is Dennis Rodman’s fault.

  4. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    What this little putz seems to forget is while he may have one nuke, he still does not have a way to launch it.
    Meanwhile, the U.S. has quite a few more then one warhead, and we CAN launch ours, and quite accurately, as well!
    N.Bezerkistan may get off one shot, but it will be the VERY LAST thing that rat-suck excuse for a country ever does before being turned into a molten, glowing slag heap with a 25,000 year half-life!

  5. Michyle Glen

    Michyle Glen said, over 1 year ago

    China is not about to let this young Wingnut create an international incident that would destroy its business empire.

  6. mikefive

    mikefive said, over 1 year ago

    North Korea is a black spot in the night surrounded by China, South Korea, and Japan It’s led by a flatulent martinet that is propped up by parasitic minions. He and his government have no qualms about starving N. Korea’s people and keeping them in poverty. If it weren’t for nukes, rockets, and bombast the rest of the world wouldn’t even care that there was a North Korea.

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    Incineration? That is so hot.

  8. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    For decades, North Korea has been playing a game with the international community: Rattle a saber, make some threatening gestures, and the “big guys” rush to the negotiating table with extra cash that the party can pocket (while the common North Korean citizen continues to starve in ignorance).
    These days, the game has changed. Pyongyang would never admit it, but a nuclear first strike would be suicide for them- there’s enough regular ordinance pointed at NK to turn it into a parking lot by sundown the next day. But there are no small number of terrorist groups with plenty of cash they’d LOVE to pay for a working nuclear weapon- and plenty of North Korean officials who probably wouldn’t mind seeing a major Western power suffer a nuclear attack while they got to raise their hands and say “wasn’t us!”.
    We need China to get in the game. They have to realize, at some level, that the above scenario would harm them as well, through market panics and fear. It’s Beijing that’s got the best reins around Kim Jong-Un- it’s time to pull, and hard.

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Omnius

    That’s not Ann Coulter!
    His..er..her Adam’s apple isn’t big enough!

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @mikefive

    The leadership aren’t martinets because they have never been in combat. And the king/emperor is a fat soft pampered worm of a man.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    China doesn’t want to have to deal with the nuke threatening fools in that blister on their big red butt. China didn’t want N. Korea to get nukes in the first place.

  12. corzak

    corzak said, over 1 year ago

    All of us – the U.S., China, Russia, Japan, South Korea – are waiting for North Korea to implode. And all of us are working carefully to mange this implosion with as little collateral damage as possible. No wars. No tidal waves of refugees. And eventually, systematically, integrate North Korea into the world trade system.

  13. Robert Landers

    Robert Landers said, over 1 year ago

    @corzak

    WOW! A very reasonable post from one of the most ultra conservative posters on this comment board. And a post in which I can totally concur. Now, if we could only get the parts of our illustrious government to do the same!!

  14. mikefive

    mikefive said, over 1 year ago

    @corzak

    “All of us – the U.S., China, Russia, Japan, South Korea – are waiting for North Korea to implode.”

    If only it would happen that way instead of the North Korean government wanting to go out in a blaze of glory (or infamy).

  15. mikefive

    mikefive said, over 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    My use of “martinet” was as in “a strict disciplinarian, especially a military one” and “someone who stubbornly adheres to methods or rules.” I think that “martinet” fits the ruling aristocracy of North Korea.

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