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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
May 19, 2016
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Donald and John

Boy: Lets do it!
Trump: Mrs. Trump? This is John Miller.
yes, Im little donald's publicist and media strategist.

DOnald shouldn't have to go to school today because he already knows all the best words

Boy: #@*!
Mom: Donald, you're going to school!

Boy: I borrowed money from Moe, and I don't want to pay him back,

Trump: how about you say it wasn't a promise to pay him back- it was a policy suggestion?

Trump: How about you say it was a truthful hyperbole?

Boy: Ive got it!

Boy: Im using the bankruptcy laws to my advantage, which all the best people say is very smart!

SUSie: Hello?

Trump: Hi Susie . John miller here.
There have been some nasty rumors about Donald's hands.  I want yo correct the record. His hands are manly and YUUGE!

Susie: Im not coming up to your creepy tree house pervert!

Boy: Your loss fatty!

Boy: The medias out to get me! I'll never be president!

Trump: Dont worry. all that matters is that people are talking and thinking about you.

People may be imagining you in the oval office ad recoiling in horror....but they're imagining you in the oval office!

Boy: when Im president , I may just not fire you.
May 23, 2016
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