Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 10, 2015

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 2005 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling How the Grinch Started A War on Christmas! A Fox News Christmas Story. The Grinch spied the Whos, With their Christmas preparations, And decided to put an end To their holy celebrations. He needed a plan, That was cruel and was smart, And a plan did form, In his tiny little hart. He stood in the middle, Of Who-ville Square, And said, "Happy Holidays," With an icy stare. The plan SHOULD have worked, The plan was airtight. But something unexpected Happened that night. The Whos gathered 'round him, And said, "Haven't you heard? You can't ruin Christmas, With a PHRASE or a WORD..." "...because we'll beat the snot out of you, you moonbat. You make us sick." POW "You're oppressing us. Your anti-American blasphemy makes baby Jesus' ears bleed." Was the Grinch Secular, Progressive, Jew-esque, or Islam-ish? Whatever. The Whos won THIS war. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!