Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 04, 2014

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2009 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling More GREAT IMAGINARY CONVERSATIONS Conducted by Louis Maltby With Mets Third Baseman David Wright, After School, On The Way To The Library. Louis: See, when you BLOCK, you use two fingers to hit the X and Y buttons really, really fast. Boy: Hey, Maltby! Louis: Yeah? Boy: You're pretty cool. You want to learn our secret handshake? Louis: Um...okay. Boy: Great. First you do this, then you...Here, let Gardner hold your backpack. Then, up... Boy: Here's the hard part. You make a gun, and you turn around and shake like this...That's right, you're getting it. Louis: So, we'll do this when we see each other in the hall or something? Boy: Absolutely, Maltby. Here, let's practice. Boy: Bam, bam, bam. Right, wiggle your fingers more... Boy: Now shake, shake! You've got it, Maltby! Boy: Haw! Don't forget it, now. See ya! David: I'm sorry I was here to see that. Louis: First: You weren't! You're IMAGINARY! Second: YOU only hit TEN HOME RUNS this year!