Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

Tom the Dancing Bug

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  1. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Hands are off limits..

  2. kapock

    kapock said, 5 months ago

    No need to trouble yourself, Gavin: I’m afraid international soccer matches may already be, ahem, fixed.

  3. HectorGonzalez

    HectorGonzalez said, 5 months ago

    Just eliminate the offsides trap.

  4. richardelguru

    richardelguru GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    But football (not the stupid American version of Rugger with bicycle helmets that involves more measuring than any sport apart from the long jump, I mean REAL football) already is the most popular sport.

  5. MrsSnape

    MrsSnape said, 5 months ago

    Make biting optional!

  6. donaldo

    donaldo GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Put Ann Coulter on goal

  7. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, 5 months ago

    “You Don’t Have to Live Like A Referee”…. recent Simpsons episode.

  8. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, 5 months ago

    Too late, Reuben… as of a couple days ago, Americans are again free to ignore soccer.

  9. Rick Pikul

    Rick Pikul said, 5 months ago

    @richardelguru

    Gridiron football, as a derivative of Rugby football, is a direct descendant of the very same meetings that resulted in association football. It is as much ‘real football’ as what is played in the World Cup.

  10. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    If the players are being paid, it is no longer a sport; it’s a business.

  11. tomfromthe50s

    tomfromthe50s said, 5 months ago

    Make the field smaller! (Of course, then you’d have fewer seats to sell, so that won’t happen.)

  12. Toby Bartels

    Toby Bartels said, 5 months ago

    @phritzg

    >If the OWNERS are being paid, it is no longer a sport; it’s a business [and therefore the workers, although called players, should be paid too].

    Fixed that for you ;-)

    (Or would you want to arge that American college football is not big business?)

  13. wintermute115

    wintermute115 said, 5 months ago

    tomfromthe50s: Nike ran a series of commercials in 2002 that might appeal:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wi9cBcO_gE

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