Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling

Tom the Dancing Bug

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  1. kapock

    kapock said, over 2 years ago

    No need to trouble yourself, Gavin: I’m afraid international soccer matches may already be, ahem, fixed.

  2. HectorGonzalez

    HectorGonzalez said, over 2 years ago

    Just eliminate the offsides trap.

  3. richardelguru

    richardelguru GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    But football (not the stupid American version of Rugger with bicycle helmets that involves more measuring than any sport apart from the long jump, I mean REAL football) already is the most popular sport.

  4. MrsSnape

    MrsSnape said, over 2 years ago

    Make biting optional!

  5. donaldo

    donaldo said, over 2 years ago

    Put Ann Coulter on goal

  6. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 2 years ago

    “You Don’t Have to Live Like A Referee”…. recent Simpsons episode.

  7. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 2 years ago

    Too late, Reuben… as of a couple days ago, Americans are again free to ignore soccer.

  8. Rick Pikul

    Rick Pikul said, over 2 years ago

    @richardelguru

    Gridiron football, as a derivative of Rugby football, is a direct descendant of the very same meetings that resulted in association football. It is as much ‘real football’ as what is played in the World Cup.

  9. tomfromthe50s

    tomfromthe50s said, over 2 years ago

    Make the field smaller! (Of course, then you’d have fewer seats to sell, so that won’t happen.)

  10. Toby Bartels

    Toby Bartels said, over 2 years ago

    >If the OWNERS are being paid, it is no longer a sport; it’s a business [and therefore the workers, although called players, should be paid too].

    Fixed that for you ;-)

    (Or would you want to arge that American college football is not big business?)

  11. wintermute115

    wintermute115 said, over 2 years ago

    tomfromthe50s: Nike ran a series of commercials in 2002 that might appeal:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wi9cBcO_gE

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