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May 1, 2014
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
BOB Figures It Out
#217: How To Be Invincile
It would be so cool if I were invincible. 
I could walk the Earth, impervious to danger. 
I'd be fearless because I couldn't be harmed. 
PING
BAM
Yet, enemies could overpower me...
...and imprison me! Invincibility couldn't save me from that. 
Super-strength or unlimited teleportation powers would solve that, but those powers would change the whole scenario. 
So, my additional power would be that I could teleport no more than a mile away, no more than once a day. 
POOF
And that's how Bob figures it out. 
Next on "Bob Figures It Out": when the Phillies should bunt against the defensive infield shift.
May 5, 2014
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