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Mar 17, 2014
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Vintage 2005
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Scientist #1: This bacteria seems to have MUTATED and become ANTI-BIOTIC RESISTANT!
Scientist #2: Yes, it's a classic, yet tragic, example of EVOLUTION through NATURAL SELECTION! 
Scientist #1: People are very sick! We must learn more about this new strain! Hurry...
CRASH
Creationist: NOT SO FAST!
Scientist #2: Who are YOU?!
Creationist: I'm a member of the CREATIONIST PATROL! 
Creationist :And there's NO SUCH THING as evolution, you deluded Darwinist! 
Scientist #1: Then how did this bacteria survive antibiotics? 
HOLY BIBLE
Creationist: Ever heard of GOD'S WILL?! Don't bother looking in the index...
IT'S ON EVERY PAGE! 
Scientist #1: So...how do we FIGHT this deadly disease? 
Creationist: There's a BIBLICAL solution to every problem! 
Soon...
Scientist #1: I'm building a tiny ARK, which I'll put all the bacteria on, and send it away! 
Scientist #2: And I'M building a bacteria-sized TOWEr on which they'll climb to Heaven! 
Creationist: NOW we're getting somewhere! 
Trust CREATION SCIENCE to keep America strong and safe...the old-fashioned way!
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