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Mar 13, 2014
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
The Mind-Bending Adventures of Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909
2014
Percival: You there! How did this era achieve this utopian peace and prosperity? 
Man: It's all because of the wise and generous ROCKET CATS!
Percival: Rocket cats? 
Man: Sure! Super intelligent felines who guide and help humans!
Percival: Ah! I must HAVE one!
Cat: Hey! What th...
Man: NO! 
Percival: Got you! And now to the past -- I am going to kill Hitler!
Cat: Let go, you imbecile! 
Man: Stop!
1536 Germany
Percival: Hitler, where are you? 
Cat: You missed by four centuries, moron! 
Man: Was ist das?! Eine rocket katze! Wunderbar!!
Man: We must gather all katzen und make them rocket katzen! 
Cat: Meow
Woman: Fly!
Man #2: Here, katze! 
Cat: NO! 
Cat: No, you fools! You'll disrupt our mutilation-enhanced evolution! 
Percival: There you are!
Percival: I'm taking you back! I find a talking cat tiresome! 
Cat: No! 
2014
Cat: What's this? Cats are now PETS?!
HOMELESS PLEASE HELP
Cat: 2014 is now a hellscape!
Man #1: Look! A flying cat! Adorable!
Woman: I can haz cheeseburger? 
Man #2: Ha! 
Percival: And now -- I AM 
Hitler!
Cat: This makes no sense!
POW
Percival: Ah, I finally found Hitler!
Man: This is the greatest meme ever!
Cat: God damn you all to Hell! 
The End
Mar 17, 2014
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