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Feb 13, 2014
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
The Truth About Numbers!
MATH
Boy: PI is 3.14159...and the numbers never stop!
Girl: Math is so HARD! It doesn't make sense!
Man: That's because it's NOT TRUE!
Boy: But it's all right here in my MATH BOOK, mister!
Man: That book is full of secular lies. Here's the only "math" book you'll ever need! 
Boy: A BIBLE? 
HOLY BIBLE
Man: It says right here that PI equals THREE! Simple and neat! Just like God's plan! 
Boy: I can dig that! 
1 KINGS 7:23-26
Girl: But math is still confusing! All that ADDING!
Man: It's ARROGANT for some ACADEMIC to think his ideas about arithmetic are better than God's! 
For example, the BIBLE says - 
30
1,000
29
30
410
+ 1,000
= 5,469
Numbers add up to what God WANTS them to add up to! 
Ezra 1:7-11
Boy: Gosh! The Bible has the truth about numbers!
Girl: THIS is full of the lies of atheists and humanists! 
Man: Exactly! Our SCHOOLS must STOP TEACHING this THEORY of math, and just tell the true story of numbers from the Bible! 
And then we'll live in the world God wants us to! 
THE END
Feb 17, 2014
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