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Dec 12, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Chagrin Falls 
"In The Trenches"
Woman: So, I'm visiting my sister for Christmas, and then I'm going to have a New Year's party. 
Mother: Sounds like you'll be having two happy holidays!
Daughter: Mom!
Mother: Oh, no! I said the phrase. 
OPEN THE DOORS, OR THEY'LL BREAK THEM DOWN!
Cliff: Set up at the far wall! Keep the tree out of the shot! And get some of the less fat kids behind me.
BAM
Cliff: Cliff Bottoms, reporting for FOX News from the sleepy hamlet of Chagrin Falls, where the townsfolk are forbidden to say, "Merry Christmas!"
Mother: Actually, we a...
FOX NEWS WAR ON CHRISTMAS
Cliff: This middle school "Holiday" party is an orgy of atheistic rules. The Christmas tree is called a "Godless Greenery," and children are forced to wear "Solstice Sarongs!"
FOX NEWS CHRISTIANS FED TO 
Cliff: Never has it been more important to buy my book, just $29.99 at fine bookstores near you. Back to you, Evan. And...Merry Christmas! 
FOX NEWS
CLIFF BOTTOMS
My Fight to Save Christ and All That You Hold Dear
Cliff: Come on, if we hurry, we can catch the 4:17. 
Mother: Should we contact them and let them know that we're not required to say "Happy Ho..."
Woman: DON'T SAY IT! THEY'LL COME BACK!
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