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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Nov 21, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
A Very Chagrin Falls Thanksgiving
Man: Oh, boy! I love Thanksgiving! 
Son: Dad, there's a bunch of people in the front yard. 
Man: Can I help you? 
Native American Man: Hey, therre! Can you believe this new land we just discovered?! It's fantastic! 
Man: You "discovered" my front yard? 
Native American Man: And the house! Speaking of which...it's cold out here, pal! 
Native American Woman: Hey, we should have a feast to celebrate our new understanding!
Woman: What understanding? 
Native American Man: How do you change the channel? On the cable remote? 
CLICK
Man: Hey! I was watching the game!
DING DONG
Native American Woman: Ah, our friends are here! Native American Man: Come on in! There's plenty of room! 
Man: Er, actually, it's getting a bit crowded. 
Native American Man: That's why we had a vote and decided to reserve a spot for you in the backyard!
Native American Man: Say, let's make this meal an annual tradition to commemorate our arrival, and how the Smythes helped us! 
Man: Quit hogging the blanket!
Baby: Cough
The End
Nov 28, 2013
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