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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Nov 14, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Hey, NFL Kids!
88 GUS FERNANDEZ Tight End
OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES OF NATIVE AMERICAN PEOPLES
STATS
Ch. CONV
Assault 5 0 
Manslgtr. 2 0 
Murder 1 0 
Poss. Firearm 27 0 
DUI 118 0 
Gus is known for his generosity to friends who go to jail for crimes committed in his presence. 
GUS FERNANDEZ
Offensive Stereotypes of Native American Peoples
Tight End
64 BULL LUZEOWICZ Defensive End
NOBLE SAVAGES
STATS
Who are you to ask about stats, you weak-kneed panty-waisted NERD? I'll kill you and hunt down your family and kill them and then defecate in the skull of your baby! jk, lol. Now, PAY FOR MY DINNER, WORM! 
Bull set a record in 2011 for most anger per rage incident. 
BULL LUZEOWICZ
Noble Savages - Def. End
Get Your...
73 JIMMY WITTINSON Tackle
GOOD INJUNS
STATS
Please, if you read this, help me. Contact my parents or law enforcement. Oh, lord, they're coming...Okay, I'll use Morse code to blink my location in my next post-game interview. Please, someone HELP ME! 
Jimmy led the league in unexplained injuries and vacations paid for but not attended. 
ROOKIE
Jimmy WITTINSON
GOOD INJUNS - OFF. TACKLE
29 DIZZ WASHINGTON Running Back
DEAD INJUNS
STATS
CONCUSSIONS
2007 9 
2008 11
2009 17
2010 21
2011 I don't remember
2012 What's a...!? 
LIFE apple juice good
Dizz says his favorite memory of the '09 playoffs is 'pretty colors'
NFL TRADING CARDS!!
Nov 21, 2013
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