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Nov 7, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky
The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck
Hound: Raising the minimum wage?! Why, I once had a minimum-wage job. 
Hound: Mr. Mason, the garage is cleaned out. 
Mr. Mason: Here's your money, young Hollingsworth. 
Hound: Keen! Now I can buy gas to take Betty Lou to the school dance!
Hound: I never thought i was STUCK at that station in life!
Hound: But Lucky Duckies making minimum wage today think it's a way of life!
Hound: Lucky Ducky, why don't you get OUT of this minimum-wage job? 
Lucky Ducky: By gum, you're right! Why didn't I think of that? 
The education system failed me, but I'll read a book on computers...
And I'll use my one free hour per week to write up a business plan...
Quit my third job so I can make an appointment at a venture capital firm...
And I'll start a company that offers micro controller and digital signal processing-based system solutions...
Boss: Lucky Ducky, they passed a new minimum wage law! You get one more dollar an hour. 
Lucky Ducky: And then I'll...
Lucky Ducky: Ka-ching! I'm STAYING!
Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! 
The End
Nov 14, 2013
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