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Oct 17, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
"When a law is an affront to Morality, it is a moral obligation to fight it, even by undermining one's own State." - Henry David Thoreau, probably
Woman: He'd better hurry! We're almost out of time, Ted!
RING RING
Ted: There he is!! 
John: Boehner here! The explosives are in position! Give me 30 seconds to clear it out! 
28...29...GO! 
BOOM
Randy: Rand here! Target is AT THE SITE! 
John: Good lord! She must have taken the ELM STREET BRIDGE instead! 
Is it...? 
Randy: Yes, it's TOO LATE! An Obamacare recipient is GETTING A FLU SHOT!
John: NO!
Eric: Is all this worth it? We're doing real harm! 
Ted: Cantor, you fool! Threats, shutdowns, economic calamity -- who cares? 
We're fighting the evil Obamacare!
Man: No time for this! A lady is trying to get Obamacare BIRTH CONTROL at a women's health clinic! 
Randy: MOVE OUT!
Satan: No! YOU SHALL NOT THWART MY PLAN!
Eric: Oh, no! Satan! 
Judge Scalia: You go ahead! I'll deal with this guy!!
Satan: SHRIEK! 
Man: JUDGE SCALIA! 
Next RUBIO UNCHAINED!
Oct 24, 2013
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