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Apr 25, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
One Day At The Offices Of Nerrex Arms, Inc. 
Man: And we should have the first 50,000 rifiles ready for 3Q 2014, General. 
General: Very good. 
Man: Now, just a few procedures we have to do as a licensed arms dealer. 
General: Huh? 
Man: A simple background check. Name? 
General: Name?! The purchaser is the United States!
Man: Very good. Oh, dear...
General: What?!
Man: Did the U.S. commit an armed invasion of a nation under the false pretense of self-defense? 
General: Wh...? 
Man: Oh, my! Did the U.S. engage in a large-scale program of torture?!!
General: Now, see here...!
Man: Tsk. Lots of red flags. War crimes, abuse, assassinations...
Man: This background check has revealed an extremely aggressive and violent psychological profile. 
Man: I'm afraid the check failed. I can't sell you the guns. 
General: This is an outrage!!
AND SO...
GUN SHOW
General: That's right. 150,000 fully automatic assault rifles. 
NO BACKGROUND CHECK REQUIRED 
Man: You want 'em gift wrapped, or are you just gonna carry 'em out?
May 2, 2013
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