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Feb 21, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
God-Man
The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers!
This Week: "PARADOXER SOLVED!"
At Midcentral City's National Bank - 
Paradoxer: Ha, ha! Nobody can stop me!!
God-Man: How wrong you are, PARADOXER! I can stop you! I can do ANYTHING!
Paradoxer: GOD-MAN! 
Paradoxer: You say you're omnipotent, eh? Well, can you create a STONE so heavy that even you couldn't lift it? 
God-Man: Of course I can. 
POOF
God-Man: ARGH! I'm trapped!
Paradoxer: HA! God-Man is defeated by his own omnipotence! 
God-God-Man: Not so fast, Paradoxer! 
Paradoxer: Huh? 
Who...? 
God-God-Man: I can lift this stone!
God-Man: WHEW
Thank you, God-God-Man! 
God-God-Man: Be more careful next time, God-Man! 
God-Man: My hero! 
JAIL
Paradoxer: You have a God-God-Man superhero who helps YOU? Where did he come from? 
God-Man: I have no idea. His existence is a sublime mystery to me. 
The End
NEXT: "God-Men All The Way Up!"
Feb 28, 2013
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