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Dec 7, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky's Fun Page
Lucky Ducky: Gotcha!
The Impoverished Duck Who's Rich In Luck Is At It Again! Have fun with these games, but remember -- LUCKY DUCKY ALWAYS WINS!
BRAIN TEASER
A tornado narrowly misses Hollingsworth Hound and his mansion, but destroys Lucky Ducky's trailer home, killing him. 
WHICH ONE IS LUCKY? 
Answer: Lucky Ducky, of course! Lucky Ducky is POOR, so his heirs don't pay any estate tax! But when Hollingsworth Hound eventually dies of old age, HIS heirs will get only one million dollars tax-free and will get taxed on everything else!
Lucky Ducky: GOTCHA
HELP 'EM GET LUNCH!
Impoverished Li'l Lucky Ducky wants a free school lunch worth $2. 
Hollingsworth Hound wants to deduct his $70 lunch.
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DIDN'T BRING PAY STUBS TO PROVE POVERTY
FAILED TO PRODUCE TAX RETURNS TO PROVE POVERTY
STATE CAN'T AFFORD VERIFICATION PROCEDURES
NO RECEIPT REQUIRED
WE TRUST YA!
END
Li'l Lucky Ducky: Mm! Bologna! Gotcha!
END
Hound: GRRR
FUN WITH MATH! "The Median Is The Message"
Lucky Ducky: I got no tax break! 
Hound: I got a tax break of $1 million! 
Lucky Ducky: YIPEEE! 
Hound: Why are YOU so happy? 
Lucky Ducky: WE got an AVERAGE tax break of $500 thousand! 
Hound: Oooo...Lucky Ducky wins AGAIN!
Dec 14, 2012
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