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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Nov 15, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Edited by Ruben Bolling
Science Facts For the Internet-Addled
A hibernating grizzly bear's heart slows to 19 beats per minute. Corresponding physiological changes in...
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Darthfield
Darthfield: Mm...mine! All mine!
John: The force is dark upon ya, won't you please share the lasagna? 
ZAP
Darthfield: I hate this comic strip since Disney bought it. 
Dinkle, The Unlovable Loser
Dinkle: If you have a kind and gentle dog, it's a blessing...
BAM BAM
Dinkle: ...to your enemies on the dogfighting circuit. 
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Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909
Percival: Young Percival! I am YOU as an older man! 
POW
Percival: Augh! Why did you kill me? Are you a time-assassin? 
Young Percival: No, I am an idiot. 
Percival: But of course. 
Guy Walks Into A Bar
Man: I'll bet you $50 this elephant can speak Korean. 
Bartender: You're on. 
Bartender: That's not Korean, it's Jejumal, a Koreanic language. 
*He's right. Pay him. 
How To Draw Doug
First, very lightly pencil in this outline of a bison. 
Then pencil in this lady.
Then pencil this scene.
Next pencil this can. 
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Now simply ink, erase the pencils, and there's Doug! 
Doug: Voila!
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