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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Hollingsworth Hound in "Track & Failed"
Poindexter: Mr. Hound, your pollution is causing GLOBAL WARMING!
Hound: Global warming?! Why, I'm a SKEPTIC on the whole notion! 
Poindexter: I've got a climate simulation model here...!!
Hound: You like jumping, Poindexter? C'mere...
Hound: I built this expensive track just for folks like you. 
Poindexter: ? 
Hound: Can you clear this hurdle? 
ZIP
Poindexter: Easy! There's plenty of data! 
IT'S NOT GETTING WARMER
Hound: Even IF it's getting warmer, it'll REVERSE itself. 
Poindexter: Regression analysis...
IT'S SHORT-TERM
Hound: and even if it won't, it's NATURAL! 
Poindexter: PUFF
Consensus...
IT'S NOT CAUSED BY HUMAN ACTIVITY
Hound: And even if it's man-made, we might LIKE it!
Poindexter: HUFF PUFF
IT MIGHT BE BENEFICIAL
Hound: And even if NOT -- we can't control the whole WORLD!
Poindexter: OOF
TRIP
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT ANYWAY
Hound: ...so we might as well assume that...
IT'S NOT GETTING WARMER
The End
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Nov 9, 2012
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