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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Jun 22, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Coming This Summer And Fall
BARACKMAN
The Dark Knight
Returns to Face His Deadliest Foe --
BANE Capital
Bane: Gotham is on its knees, and now I will CRUSH IT!
POW
Barackman: Augh! But...HOW? 
Bane: The BANE CAPITAL WAY!!
I gain control of the entity by claiming I'm here to save it through CAPITALISM and GOOD MANAGEMENT!
KA-POW!
Bane: Then I cut costs by FIRING and OUTSOURCING, and suck resources out to me and my fellow overlords!
BIFF
Bane: Gotham will eventually go BANKRUPT, but my cronies and I will walk away like KINGS! It's the way BANE CAPITAL WORKS!
BAM
Barackman: I'll tell everyone of your nefarious plot!
Bane: It will do you no good! I'll take off my Bane mask -- with THIS FACE and $800 MILLION to sell it, I can convince ANYONE of ANYTHING! 
NEXT: Same Baracktime! Same Barackchannel! 
Child: Where have you been, Barackman? 
Barackman: I never left? It just seemed like I did!
Jul 6, 2012
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