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Jun 15, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
God-Man Human-Man Team-Up
GOD-MAN: 
Absolute control over every single atom in the Universe!
HUMAN-MAN: 
Largest neocortex among all primates; Somewhat lactose tolerant; Nondivergent big toe. 
TOGETHER, they form the greatest fighting team in all of Mid-Central City! 
Woman: ...and that's when I realized my Jasper was missing!
Police Officer: Here's the dognapper's ransom note!
Human-Man: Hmm...do I detect the odor of SAWDUST? 
Police Officer: The abandoned sawmill? 
Human-Man: I've got another hunch. 
Police Officer: By the way, where's your partner, GOD-MAN? 
Human-Man: God-Man? Why, he's EVERYWHERE, Chief! 
LATER - 
O'Bannons Wharf Bar
Human-Man: Just as I thought! There's Jasper! 
Man: Boss, we found Human-Man snoopin' around!
BONK
Human-Man: Oof!
Man: Isn't his crime-fighting partner GOD-MAN? 
Man #2: Yeah, we better be careful!
Man: Nah, I don't see no God-Man here, do you? 
Human-Man: Oww! Everywhere...
Human-Man: Long-term...
...theological...
ARGH!!
POW
Man: Hey, he had an iPhone!
Man #2: Ron, take the coats outta the trunk of my car. 
Next: 
Human-Man: Not literally here...but...
...presence...
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