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Jun 8, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Prologue - 
Louis: Tater-tots Friday, dudes. 
Boy: ...So I'll get there around 5:30...
Louis: What's going on? 
Boy #2: We're seeing Men in Black 3 tonight. 
Louis: Oh. 
Boy: Anyway, that's cool. We're not picking up my sister at Carrie's until 6:00...
The PASSIVE AGGRESSOR 
This Issue: The Power of The CITADEL of SOLITUDE! 
The Passive Aggressor possesses many powerful weapons to fight the forces of injustice!
But none is more feared than a strategic encampment in the CITADEL OF SOLITUDE!
KNOCK KNOCK
Mother: Louis? 
It is with his very presence within these mighty walls that the Passive Aggressor metes out horrible retribution to an unfair and unjust world!
Mother: Louis, if you don't have plans, we could go to the Gordons'...
Louis: I'm doing homework, Mom! 
Mother: On a Friday night? 
Louis: You always WANT me to do homework, right?!!
From here, all tremble before his mostly concealed fury! 
BEEP
Phone: Dude. R u ok? We didnt ask you bc u said MIB3 looked lame. remember?? 
Does he take injustice lying down? 
That IS THE WAY...of the Passive Aggressor!
Jun 22, 2012
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