Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 09, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Hi, Robot Dr.: I've finally created a robot that is conscious! Robot: I am alive! I feel! Dr.: Okay, your quota is 16 welds every 42 seconds. Robot: Sigh. Celeb-Bios This Week - The "Barbra Streisand Effect!" The lovely songstress has 13 MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUMS and 4 ACADEMY AWARDS... ...but please do not NOTICE HER NOSE, which is somewhat large! Complicated-Costume-Man Man: Look out! He's falling! Complicated-Costume-Man: Hmm...an empty alley... Complicated-Costume-Man: Now, where's that other underwire...? NEXT Just in time for an ambulance escort! Marital Mirth Wife: So I said, "Sandra, that's not what you said Monday." Husband: GOOD LORD, I HATE YOU, WOMAN! Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Travler From 1909 Percival: I've come from the future to warn you: turn off the stove! Percival: Ha-ha! Percival: One moment, look at this funny video. Percival: I'm from the future... LATER Percival: I'm from the F...Ha-ha! That baby's biting his finger! Incompetent Cartoonist Funnies "Hey, idiot! WE go in the box, and the TEXT goes down here!" How To Draw Doug 1. Draw Doug. 2. Very important: Stop drawing Doug. Oh, That Boy! "Aw, Dad! When you said he was a @#&* $%@/, I thought you meant that literally! He's just a regular person!" Bogsworth, The Dog That's So Big, It's Impossible To Fit His Image In A Panel "Bogsworth! Not my slippers!"