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Jun 24, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Judge Scalia and His Faithful Sidekick, Justice Thomas
Two-Fisted Action Judging!
Avenging the Unoppressed! 
Judge Scalia is enjoying his hobby of eagle egg-stealing when a message comes over his Scalia-phone!
Thomas: Judge Scalia! It's Justice Thomas! I'm in big trouble! 
Scalia: Again?!
Scalia: What diabolical trap has Justice Thomas gotten himself into this time?
Thomas: Judge Scalia! I'm under attack because I hid the fact that my friend gave money to me, my wife, and my projects!
CRASH
Thomas: And then I ruled in favor of my friend's groups. 
Scalia: ETHICS?! This is about ETHICS?!
Thomas: Yes...
UHNNN
Scalia: SNAP OUT OF IT!!
"Ethics" don't apply to US! We're on the Supreme Court! 
Scalia: Hell, I just ruled in favor of Wal-Mart in a huge employment case, and my SON is Wal-Mart's employment lawyer!
Thomas: Golly, Judge Scalia, you got me out of a tight spot again. 
Scalia: Old chum, if there's one thing we know, it's how to take care of our own! 
THE END
Jul 8, 2011
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