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Apr 1, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky in "Psych 101" 
Pendrick: Uncle Hollingworth, will you help me with an experiment for my psychology class? 
Hound: Certainly, Pendrick. 
Pendrick: Okay, in this room is another volunteer, Lucky Ducky. 
Hound: Ah, yes. The unemployed duck! 
Pendrick: We'll be next door, in this control room. 
Pendrick: If you press button A, this lightbulb goes on. 
A B
Pendrick: If you press button B, Lucky Ducky will receive a painful ELECTRIC SHOCK. 
Pendrick: I'll ask some economic policy questions, and you respond by pressing one of the buttons. 
Hound: Got it. 
Pendrick: Okay, #1: to continue deficit spending, press A. 
Pendrick: To increase unemployment, press...
BZZ
Lucky Ducky: AUGGH!
A B 
Pendrick: #2: to risk inflation, press A. To increase unemployment, press...
BZZ
Lucky Ducky: WAGH! 
A B
Pendrick: #3: to increase tax revenues from the rich, press A. To increase unemploy...
BZZ
Lucky Ducky: NYAAAAA!
A B
Pendrick: #4: to...
BZZ
Lucky Ducky: AAAUGH!
B 
Pendrick: Um, you can let go now. 
Hound: Heh-heh. I hope you don't find me unsympathetic. I know being unemployed is tough on Lucky Ducky! 
Pendrick: Oh, technically he's NOT unemployed! I PAID him participating today! 
Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! 
Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! 
The End!
Apr 15, 2011
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