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Jan 21, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Edited by Ruben Bolling
For No Apparent Reason: Darthfield
John: Darthfield, we're out of lasagna. 
John: URK OOK
Darthfield: I hate Mondays!
Classix Comix
Not a substitute for reading the text or for classroom discussion of the text. 
The Fountainhead 
Woman: Roark, your vision is too pure! You'll fail!
Roark: Excuse me. 
Roark: Attention, college sophomores! You must behave like selfish a-holes for the next 3 years!
Roark: Okay, go on. 
Woman: Oh, Roark! You were so right!
The End
Marital Mirth
Husband: No, YOU'RE the one who never puts away the newspaper!
Right, Dr.? 
D.?
D. HARMON
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR
Guy Walks Into A Bar
Man: I'll bet $50 this owl can ask the identity of the object of a preposition. 
Bartender: You're on!
Owl: Whooo
Bartender: No, it should be "whom."
Owl: He's right. Pay the man. 
Man: Dang it. 
Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909
And the winner is "Lucky Life"!
Percival: Ah, now to go back in time ten minutes!
Man: Wow! You're going to bet on "Lucky Life"? 
Percival: No, I want to return to the time before I soiled myself. 
Dogs of Very Large Size Corner
Hoagy, The Funny Dog That Is Big, But Not Freakishly Big, Just Quite Large Within The Normal Range of Dogs
"Hoagy!"
Ellington, The Hilarious Dog That Is Bigger Than Even The Biggest Dogs You've Seen, But Whose Size Is Still Within The Laws of Biology And Physics
"Ellington!"
Bounder, The Side-Splittingly Uproarious Dog That Is Ridiculously Large, Right Out of the Realm of Possibility - I Mean, This Is One Big Dog, Dammit
"Bounder!"
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