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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
Dec 17, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Edited by Ruben Bolling
The Jew That Saved Christmas
Elf: Oh, no! Chistmas will be canceled! 
Irv: Don't worry! I've got an idea! 
Santa Claus: Irv? 
Elf: Yay! Chinese food! 
Irv: Then, a movie! Could be worse!
Hates-Crime Man
Hates-Crime Man: I hate crime so much, this outfit isn't enough!
I'll build a high-tech underground headquarters!
Computer: Oh, baby!
Oo! Right there!
Children-Acting-Like-Adults Funnies
Boy #1: I'm gonna go over there and call him out!
Boy #2: You are NOT going over there, and you know it!
Boy #1: I just love her so much! SOB
Boy #2: SIGH
Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909
Manhattan, 1626
White Man: So we'll buy this island for these beads. 
Native American: O.K. 
White Man: Here you go...
Percival: Ahem! I'm here to make a BETTER offer!
Percival: I'LL trade you this butter churn for those beads!
White Man: Deal! 
Last week - 
In a bizarre accident, shy science student Cory Corrison was bitten by a radioactive wallaby, vole, toad, Ryan Seacrest, and a particularly strong chinchilla! 
Various Organisms Man: Hold, thief! I have the combined powers of a walla...
Man: Get lost!
The Whoopee Can! 
EAT THE CONTENTS OF THIS CAN, and within minutes, your rectum will produce the most realistic "fart" sounds you ever heard!
Yes, rush me a Whoopee Can! Cash is enclosed!
I'd like a Whoopee Can, but there's no rush, as I feel ambivalent about the whole thing. 
I would potentially order a Whoopee Can, but I've never seen this advertisement, so I never found out about it. Perhaps in the future, if I came across this advertisement, I will order one. 
I have not yet been born, so I am incapable of ordering a Whoopee Can. 
I wish I could order a Whoopee Can, but I'm currently being held for ransom. I've barely loosened my ropes in order to send this form; please do not tell my captors. 
I will not order a Whoopee Can. Instead, I would like to send you the complete works of P.G. Wodehouse (Encl.)
Sometimes, late at night, when all the world is aslumber I can hear the...(continued in the next advertisement)
Cut out and send to: 
Whoopee Can! 
Whoopee Novelty, LLC
1471 Charging$5.95foracanofbeans Ave.
Whoopee, WH
Dec 31, 2010
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