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   Kingoswald said, over 2 years ago

   I hope Fox News is watching!
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   JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

   Ruben, you are the best! (And Jeeves likes you as well.)
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   Craig Linder said, over 2 years ago

   Hey! I think I got one of those Whoope Cans for only 69 cents at the grocery store. They must have put the wrong price on it. Boy, what a great deal. I can’t imagine the $5.95 version working any better.
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   John Glynn said, over 2 years ago

   That PG Wodehouse line just slayed me.
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   Tigger said, over 2 years ago

   I do not need Whoopie Cusion in a Can, My Farts are real and stink worse than squashed skunk
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   icky mung-mung said, over 2 years ago

   I used to call farts “meat clouds” but my term for them never caught on and I abandoned the phrase. May Santa bless you with Chinese food and a movie!
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   shytimes2 said, over 2 years ago

   Air doody is the correct silly term for a fart. And now you know. Merry Christmas.
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   TheWildSow said, over 2 years ago

   We had Chinese food for Christmas Eve since all the pizza places closed early! Thanks, Irv!
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   keith williams said, over 2 years ago

   Did you know the Indians that sold Manhattin Island didn’t own it? They just hunted there, you stupid paleface invaders
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    barticle35 said, over 2 years ago

    My family used to refer to a fart as a sneeze in the pants.
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    jtpozenel said, over 2 years ago

    Thanks for that tip on “P. G. Wodehouse” Rubin!

    I’ll be downloading his books from Project Gutenberg shortly.
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    tobybartels said, over 2 years ago

    Nice touch calling the Christmas Jew ‘Irv’.
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