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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
Oct 1, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Attention, Publishers: 
Now that the vampire craze has died down, what will take its place in romantic books for young women? 
We here at "Tom the Dancing Bug" have a humble proposal for the next creature to capture every girl's heart...
Woman: Charley, you're not like the other boys. 
Charley: You smell like bacon. Did you eat bacon? 
Woman: Oh my god. The canine teeth, the cmal cranial capacity. The obsession with grape soda...
Woman: Charley's...an AUSTRALOPITHECINE!
Woman: Charley, I discovered your secret, and I don't CARE that you're a protohominid from the Pliocene epoch. 
Woman: I know what you're going to say -- that our love is forbidden. 
Charley: Come on, here's a closet!
Woman: Thank you for showing me your special place in the trees!
Being semiarboreal is so cool!
Woman: You're so raw and primitive! I find it exciting...
Charley: Squirrel! 
Woman: Oh, Charley. Can I ever truly understand you? 
Coming Soon...
Oct 15, 2010
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