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May 21, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky in "Slick Deal"
Hound: See here, Mr. President! I want to drill for oil in the gulf! 
President: O.K.
Hound: And I don't want any pesky safety regulations! 
President: O.K. 
Aide: That was easy!
Hound: That's why I'm worried!
BP
Aide: Worried?! You'll make a mint on that lease!
Hound: Yes, but in these stories, it's LUCKY DUCKY who always wins!
Aide: How's that? 
Hound: Well, in some stories he represents poor people!
HOUND HOTEL
Hound: And we know how they get every advantage! 
Hound: Other times, Lucky Ducky represents various minority groups! 
Hound: And THEY always get the best of EVERY deal! 
Hound: But if I make tons of money drilling in the gulf...
TO BEACH
Hound: HOW will he come out on TOP, and what will he represent?!
Aide: Uh, sir...
Hound: Grr...of COURSE! In this story, he represents...
TO BEACH
Aide: ...and actual duck! Who got free oil! 
Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! 
Lucky Ducky: GOTCHA!
End
Jun 4, 2010
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