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May 14, 2010
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
NATE
Nate: There WON'T be an oil spill in the Gulf! 
DRILL, m@#*& F!/$@, DRILL!
Reporter: That was you last year, Nate! In light of the OIL SPILL, what are your feelings on drilling in the Gulf now? 
Nate: WHAT?! 
Nate: I never said there wouldn't be an oil spill! Anyway, what does the spill have to do with oil drilling?!
Reporter: Um...huh? 
Nate: "Sigh!" These people! Finding bizarre connections just to advance their political agendas. 
STUDIOS
Man: You maniac! You're on the sidewalk! 
Nate: And your point IS?!
Nate: I'm home! What's for dinner? 
Woman: Oh, NO! Nate, you're in the wrong house, AGAIN! You live next door!
Nate: I never said I didn't! Now it's chilly in here -- excuse me while I start a fire!
Man: Nate! That's NOT a fireplace!
Woman: AGH! IT'S OUT OF CONTROL! 
Nate: You complainers! Are you saying people shouldn't be warm?!
Man: Nate, our house is burning down! 
Nate: "Sigh!" What's that got to do with ME? Fire is part of nature!
Man: NATE!
Nate: I'm not saying they started that fire themselves, just so they could blame me...but it seems very convenient. 
Nate: It's a burden being RIGHT all the time!
End
May 28, 2010
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