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   Toronto2 said, 10 months ago

   Do we need to actually encase them in cookies, or can we just drop the little papers?

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   m_ortal said, 10 months ago

   Ground kneecap of shopper who goes thru express lane with full cart will provide agility.

   Right foot of drunk driver will aid stability.

   Ear of driver who talks on cell phone will improve hearing.

   Smoked crotch of person who takes two parking places will cure impotence.

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   m_ortal said, 10 months ago

   Index fingers of typist who makes too many comments wil OW! OW! OW!

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   Margueritem said, 10 months ago

   Pickled lips of person who talks on cell phone during movie will ensure many passionate kisses.

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   Margueritem said, 10 months ago

   Roast haunch of talk show pundit will ensure long life.

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   wndrwrthg said, 10 months ago

   Testicles of man living down the street, dried and ground into powder and used in soup.

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   Dypak said, 10 months ago

   Man, I dont want to borrow a cook book from any of you! Especially wonderwarthog up above. Where is he going with that?

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   Burgundy2 said, 10 months ago

   dried larynx of telemarketers will ensure excellent oratory skills and good fortune.

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   richardelguru said, 10 months ago

   m_ortal: …Smoked crotch of person who takes two parking places…

   Yeuuuuch!! I think I’d prefer the impotence. Though I must say, my name is richardelguru and I approve of this message—I mean there’ll be marked bays so big you could park a battleship (well apart from the lack of water) and the buggers will miss.

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    tobybartels said, 10 months ago

    Do they have fortune cookies in China yet?

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    terrencestamp said, 10 months ago

    do they have Chinese Restaurants or are they just Restaurants?

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    adamkuhn said, 10 months ago

    Used plastic grocery bags stuffed into underwear improves mood and verility.