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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Mar 15, 2008
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
An Evening With Hollingsworth Hound
Tonite: "Pros and Cons"
Hound: I'd like to discuss how our society coddles and pampers the so-called "disadvantaged"! 
Hound: Take prostitution. Why is it illegal? 
Hound: They say it's to protect poor wretched souls from a degrading, exploitative transaction. 
Hound: Now, here's LUCKY DUCKELLA. She had an abusive childhood. Boo hoo! 
Hound: She's young, poor and desperate!
Poor baby! 
Hound: So we invest the power of the state into criminal laws to protect her...
Hound: ...from entering into a free market contract to perform a service! 
BAM
Police: FREEZE! This is a BUST!
Detective: You're free to go, sir. You've suffered enough! 
Hound: I should say so!
Detective: But YOU'RE off to JAIL, sister!
Police: MOVE IT!
Hound: See?! The criminal justice system is all about protecting HER!! 
Lucky Duckella: Gotcha! 
The End
Mar 29, 2008
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