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Feb 23, 2008
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Super Delegate
"He Came to Save Them From Democracy!"
In a dying, super-advanced city...
Man: Ballooning deficits and low approval ratings have doomed us!
Man: In this rocket, I can at least save ONE of our superior kind!
Man: We must live on...
The lonely rocket glides over primitive, faraway lands...
IOWA WISC
...and finally alights in a realm of simple folk -- 
A troubled, indecisive people incapable even of democratically deciding on a leader...
Woman: CLINTON
Man: OBAMA! 
CLINTON!
Man: OBAMA!
Man: CLINTON! 
Man: OBAMA!
Man: OBAMA
...and in need of a wise and powerful hero! 
Man: SUPER DELEGATE!
Super Delegate: Your nominee will be...
To Be Continued - 
In the next installment! 
Stay at home, and wait to find out the exciting result! 
- Don't bother voting! -
Mar 8, 2008
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