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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Sep 8, 2007
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky presents Poverty Lines 
Throughout the Ages
1800
Hound: You CAN'T be poor! You've got a SHIRT!
hungry
1900
Hound: You CAN'T be poor! You've got a BED!
hungry
1950
Hound: You CAN'T be poor! You've got a RADIO!
hungry
1975
Hound: You CAN'T be poor! You've got a TV! 
hungry
1990
Hound: You CAN'T be poor! You've got a VCR!
hungry
2007
Hound: Okay, you keep insisting you're poor -- I'LL give you something!
hungry
Hound: There! I paid a think tank to come up with this! You can't STILL say you're poor!
temporary food shortage
Lucky Ducky: I am! 
Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! I just gave you a $10 million euphemism! 
temporary food shortage
Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! 
End
Sep 22, 2007
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