Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 04, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Cutest Bunny In The Universe Man: Don't look directly at it! It will drive you insane! Man: Only parts of it may be viewed at one time! Man: Good lord! HEARTS! Run! RUN! Marital Mirth Wife: Can't you EVER say a kind word about my mother?! Husband: Her death would bring me less joy than yours. Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet $50 this duck can describe an exit strategy for Iraq. Bartender: You're on! Duck: Ahem. We need to give the current policy more time to succeed. Man: We REHEARSED this! False Facts About Celebrities JENNIFER LOPEZ The lovely songstress and movie star's famed POSTERIOR was formed 135 million years ago when two landmasses, driven by tectonic plate movements, collided. Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser Kid: I got wa-wa. Dinkle: #@¢! $/&% &#!¢*! Dinkle: I never know what the /&$* to say to kids. Super Fun Caption Contest Simply write a caption for the cartoon below, and you could WIN A PRIZE of some kind. Also, you have to draw the cartoon. Actually, six cartoons, each with multiple panels. SUPER-FUN-PAK COMIX Send your entries to: SFPContest P.O. Box 379HR Cayman Islands, BWI All entries become the property of Super-Fun-Pak Enterprises, LLC, which reserves the right to claim to have originated such entries itself, and in fact may deny, with great moral indignation, ever having received them from a third party. Next Week's Contest: Think you're good at HOUSEWORK?! Test your skills at the Super-Fun-Pak Home/ Office,and you could WIN A PRIZE of some kind. Must be available Tuesdays and Fridays. No fatties, please.