Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 13, 2001

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God-Man The Superhero with Omnipotent Powers! When Strikes... Destructo Our story begins when God-Man creates a baby with a genetic predisposition toward aggression, mental illness and poor impulse control! As the boy grows, God-Man exposes him to environmental factors that will promote anti-social behavior! God-Man then bathes the boy's brain in neurochemicals that will ensure a persecution complex and a lack of empathy! Next, God-Man introduces conditions that will favor desperate risk-taking and disregard for long-term goals! Then God-Man waits for the right moment... Destructo: This is a hold-up! Kneel bbefore Destructo! And burst on the scene to save the day! God-Man: Lights out, villain! Bystander: Yay! God-Man! So the victorious God-Man retreats to the tranquility of his God-Hideout! What evil will God-Man next face? Only God-Man knows!!