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Aug 1, 2013
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Toby: Drop your vices! Mighty Lucifer is at this bar!

Toby: Your soul is a vodka-soaked, bleached out train wreck!

Toby: Surrender it to the Lord of all things toasted!

Girl: Sorry, big boy... The IRS claimed my soul in taxes years ago.

Toby: Toby will find this IRS and make them pay for bogarting his action!

Girl: Make them pay for anything and you'll rule whatever you want.
Aug 5, 2013
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